Although, actually, I haven't decided yet where my own allegiance will fall. I'm leaning towards Loki, but I could still be persuaded. Riff asserts that Loki is an unpredictable god and therefore probably does not provide a 401(k), but you just know Odin is the sort of boss that blocks the Internet and says things like "If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean." Plus I bet Baldur was a prick anyway. Yeah, the Odin people are gonna have to convince me hard, if they want me.
(Riff also mentions that Odin's enemies tend to wind up deep underground in pools of fiery venom, bound by the entrails of their own sons. This is another excellent reason not to have kids.)
Also I'm still not entirely sure what a 401(k) is.
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Odin always struck me as the type of boss who's a bit of a dick, but then takes the employyes out for hoagies and beer at lunch and always throws really alcohol-tastic weekend parties. Like, you don't want him breathing down your neck but its kinda worth it if you do. Loki'd probably do the same thing, but draw a dick on your face while you were crashing on his couch or something.
Gotta go with Odin on this one.
-Smoove
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