My sister talked me into joining Facebook. I don't believe Facebook and I emit our little beingness waves on anywhere near the same frequency, 'cause man, I'm finding it seriously ungrokkable. Every time I log in someone is trying to turn me into a werewolf or send me a plant. I take the plants sometimes, and, well, if someone wants you to be a werewolf very badly, there's not a lot you can do besides give in. I don't know. There are a lot of buttons and I think I may be saving the rainforest. I don't know. I'm not sure. It's all rather overwhelming and I'm going to need some time to sort it out, preferably on a nice quiet island with lots of chickens.
(I need lots of chickens, you see, because I am a werewolf. That is how it works.)
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